today ilya was asking me if his brother is going to talk weird when he comes out. i said, "no, ilya, he's not going to be able to talk when he comes out. when your brother comes out all he'll be able to do is eat, poop, and cry."
i guess i said it too fast for the commas to be noticeable, because ilya's horrified response was: "why would he eat poop?!!"
ah, good times.
i suppose if you remove all the commas it makes sense that the baby would cry after eating poop. i know i would.